As of Late
Genesis 3:8 (or, A Story of Unconditional Love)
Firstly, I’m sorry if this is sacrilege… I felt moved to write this. Second, I’m also sorry I used the new bible the girls from ‘small group’ gave me, it’s not the one I’m used to. 8 As Adam took his last bite, he heard the sound of the LORD God walking in the garden…
I Threw A Fucking Rager and We Actually Got Away With It
My parents went out of town and left me in charge of the kids. It is my divine birthright, to throw the coolest fucking party these little shits have ever been to in their half-baked lives. I bought a 15 gallon rootbeer keg, and set up a DJ booth. We moved all of the furniture…
Neurodiagnostic Baby
My coworker Jordan is pregnant and she asked me to make her baby a sweater as her baby shower gift. She wanted a size 12m so the baby could wear it in each of her monthly photos, and you can see her slowly grow into it! This is the absolute ideal situation for me! We…
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