I Threw A Fucking Rager and We Actually Got Away With It

My parents went out of town and left me in charge of the kids. It is my divine birthright, to throw the coolest fucking party these little shits have ever been to in their half-baked lives. I bought a 15 gallon rootbeer keg, and set up a DJ booth. We moved all of the furniture in the entire house and then put it all back before they got home!

I made the coolest old school hand drawn fliers and let ande pass them out at school

My sexy DJ. Made this booth day of with nothing but raw cosmic energy and a nail gun

Landen and DJ Brat. Pimp the booth.

This is the moment when Ellis decided she was having a good time

Ellis attempting (and failing) a keg stand

After the fall

I asked Ellis if this was the coolest party she’d ever been to and she said “hmm I don’t know, but it was definitely the coolest party Ande had ever been to”!

Ellis was freaking out about someone who “smelled like weed” but it was literally my bffs smoking cigs on the porch

Blake had a heard of little mustachioed boys who were fully entranced in their persona. Blake got each of them to say the f-slur and one of them admitting to being pro slavery.